Top 10 Best Strapons
Even though they all hold a dildo on your crotch, there are different options for different kinds of sex.
Pick a harness that makes sense for your relationship and the sex you plan to have.
If you iron out all the squeaky details of normal healthy bodies before you get started, you’re more likely to have an enjoyable experience. Your dildo and harness are going to be very near mucous membranes and bodily fluids. If you’re pegging somebody with this thing, it’s going to spend a decent amount of its life nestled up against the germiest part of your partner’s body.
You want to buy something that can be easily cleaned with soap and water, made of a nonporous material. Even if you’re using it with a vagina, you don’t want anything growing on the harness to cause an infection. Remember that you’re going to be pulling a used dildo backward through the ring, so make sure you can clean it properly!
How to choose a dildo: Everyone says it, because it’s really important: It has to be made of a body-safe material and have a flared base. Other than that, it’s personal preference. 100% silicone is far and away the best choice for strap-on play because it’s flexible and easy to clean. If you do get a cheaper jelly dildo, put a condom over it.
You probably already know if you want one that looks like a penis or not, but know what your partner wants, too. Will they enjoy looking down and seeing a big ol’ swinging dick?
A small dildo can be surprisingly effective, especially on your butt, so look for one that’s small and slender, preferably with a slight curve. Once you know how you feel about that one, you can get a smaller, larger, or weirder one. Make sure the dildo base and O-ring are compatible. You want it to feel secure in the harness but easy to place and remove.
Now that you have some information, here are the strap-on harnesses that meet our rigorous standards:
The Best Strapons
1. Locked in lust CrotchRocket
Very good quality and fits well - get $8 off with code 'SUBTASK'
The Crotch Rocket is an excellent new offering from our partner Locked In Lust. Full disclosure, they sent us one to try out. The Large fits comfortably on the 5’8”, 180 lbs tester. It was a little loose on the 5’4”, 115 lbs tester.
We really liked the nonporous vegan leather construction, which can be cleaned in soapy water. The harness is black with lots of kinky buckles to hold it on securely. The O-ring is very large to accommodate some ammo.
What really sets this harness apart is the crotch straps go around the wearer’s genitals so they are still accessible.
Try pairing it with a cock cage for some serious misery.
2. Adjustable Strap-on Harness Set with 7-inch Dildo - Lovehoney
Strap into Satisfaction: Curved for Your Pleasure.
This advanced harness and dildo set is designed for exciting strap-on adventures. Although it does come with a curved dildo you can switch it out with your preferred toy.
The harness is fully adjustable for a tailored fit, while the 7-inch silicone dildo is designed for G-spot or P-spot stimulation. The set also includes 3 interchangeable O-rings to attach different dildos and experience various sensations.
For an extra thrill, a bullet vibrator can be inserted into the harness back pocket.
3. Spareparts Hardwear Unisex Joque Strap-On Harness - Lovehoney
Most comfortable around the crotch
The Spareparts' Joque, a strap-on harness is for both guys and gals.
Made from soft, breathable materials, it's like a 'second skin' - making it super comfy to wear. It fits sizes from 20 to 50 inches and its flexible O-ring is up for any toy you choose.
People love its adaptability and easy use, however adjusting the straps might take a minute or two.
4. New Comers Strap-On Kit
Easiest for beginners - comes with dildo
Strap-on play can feel overwhelming, and not always in a good way: There are so many things to think about and all the toys have to work together.
This beginner’s kit is ideal because it gives you one of everything, and they’re all good enough to keep but easy to upgrade if you’re feeling fancy.
This harness comes with a high-quality, nonphallic silicone dildo that’s on the smaller side, perfect for beginners. The soft webbing straps are fully adjustable and you can throw the harness in the washing machine for extra-easy cleanup.
5. Everlaster Stud Harness
Good option for smaller men - comes with dildo
This harness is built for a hollow dildo that can accommodate a penis or a vibrator.
It can be used by and for anyone. We like its simple construction and ease of use- it fits up to a 69” waist but it’s easy to trim the straps for a smaller wearer.
It comes with a comfortable hollow dildo but can be used with anything with a wide enough base. The O-ring snaps in so it’s easy to swap the dildo out.